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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’ (www.oregonlive.com)

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[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Portland does this sort of thing every year. Clutch your pearls harder, you mushroom-fluffing fascist.

The only thing it threatened was your fragile sense of heterosexuality upon seeing all those chilly willies.

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[–] MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

all those chilly willies

Yeah, I heard the weather was pretty bad this year. Ngl, though, I feel feel like my fragile sense of masculinity would be much more threatened by a bunch of massive flopping songs on a hot day, than it would be by a bunch of tiny chilly willies on a cold day.

...Hold up. Poor/middle class guys with small schlongs drive huge trucks and loud cars. Does this mean that rich guys with tiny tallywhackers go into politics?

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 17 points 1 year ago

Flopping songs. I can hear their sound now.

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[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

Seattle does a naked bike ride every solstice festival!

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

Time to start up a winter solstice festival. I'm actually a little surprised we don't have one (or do we?).

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[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago

Apparently there’s something at Green Lake on two weekends, 5-8pm. But I’m always too seasonally depressed to go anywhere for the winter solstice.

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