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[–] 26 points 1 year ago*

There's such double standards when it comes to pets!

If a dog shits outside, it gets praise.
If I shit outside, I'm told that I'm no longer on the football team.

When a cat or dog snores, everyone (including me) thinks it's adorable.
When I snore, people start yelling and telling me that I've failed my driving test again.

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