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[–] andrew0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 year ago* (10 children)

Get a dog. I'm now forced to get up early to take it out, otherwise it will pee on my bed.

(Do not actually get a pet if you cannot take care of them.)

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[–] andyburke@fedia.io 53 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Also, children will do this to you.

(DO NOT actually have children if you are just trying to wake up earlier.)

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A tamagotchi will also do this.

(DO get a tamagotchi if you are trying to wake earlier)

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do they still make those?

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

You can apparently buy one for 37€ right now. They're still in production and have sold nearly 90 million units over the years.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 year ago

They made a hatsune miku tamagotchi.

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[–] bigb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Did the trick for me!

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

my kid has started waking up later...

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[–] andyburke@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

that quiet time before everyone else wakes up 👍

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[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Even better, try two puppies. Sleep will be your last problem now.

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[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago*

I am up at 5:15 every weekday, my dog stays in bed until I make her go outside and pee before I leave at 5:55. If left to her own devices she'll want out around 9am. Mileage may vary

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