Well, secretly bi then.
Why is there such a high frequency of republican conventions crashing grindr, if it's not men with repressed desires for man-on-man sex that daren't reveal their location in their home town?
Why do conservatives claim that the gay lifestyle is a choice, if they themselves didn't choose the straight lifestyle?
If they were completely straight, why would they think that seeing gay relationships in books entices young people into gay relationships? Surely someone 100% straight would be unaffected and it wouldn't occur to them that it was attracting young people who weren't already that way inclined.
Every fear conservatives have of gay people only makes sense if they're coming from a bisexual perspective themselves.
Imagine you don't find lizards at all appealing as pets and you think the vast majority of people feel the same way. Do you complain when they show people who own lizards on the television on the grounds that it entices lizard ownership? No! Now imagine you find lizard ownership really really appealing but you think it's a disaster ecologically and cruel for the lizard or something. Now you're writing angry social media posts saying they ought not to depict that on television because it only encourages it.
Purely straight men have nothing whatsoever to fear from gay men. Only reluctant bi men worry about it and ask society to remove the temptation.