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For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment” (news.kraftheinzcompany.com)

submitted 1 year ago by RotatingParts@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/50028199

Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

It's not April 1st yet...

Or maybe they're trying to play on fears of coffee prices spiraling out of control, due to climate change, Trump tariffs.

Or they're doing the subscription model thing.

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago*

Maybe they're trying to offload their entire supply to boomers before they croak? For real though, I don't know anyone under 50 who drinks this, Folgers etc and actually likes it enough to buy a year's worth.

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