Fuck and shit just ain't cutting it anymore.

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[–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

As an Australian, I would like to introduce you to a word more offensive than “fuck” while just as versatile, and that is “Cunt”.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Big fan of the word. I use it frequently. I also eat Vegemite and say she'll be right. Big fan of y'all.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Yeah nah. Do you go to the servo for smoko? Ever get some dim sims from the fish and chippery? Ever chuff down durries, while eyeing up some ranga chick squeezing dead horse on her fritters?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

    May I please have a translation for "squeezing dead horse on her fritters"? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.

    Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for "squeezing dead horse on her fritters", ya cunt?

    Is it glue? But you don't normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, but at least I don't have to deal with Telstra.

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