Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it'll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.

Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.

Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.

So you can dual wield.

Baguette.

Breaguette knife.

Akimbo

I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn't paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.

Never underestimate the baguette.

The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon