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[–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meanwhile I have fucked like 12 times in my life

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record

    Leave some for the rest of us buddy!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    nah, live that shit to losers, embrace magick

    Watch, In a few years they'll whine about wife bad kids messy typa shit, and i'll be thriving in my own tower, throwing them fireballs at them lowly dirty peasants

    Also, as a perk to your virginity, you can use archbtw on your arcana orb

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