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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)
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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The rapture happened ages ago, but none of us went to heaven. We're staying along for the ride.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Because it's impossible to be good, in the words of Eleanor Shellstrop: "There's this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people. And it's delicious!"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    I'm sorry but Chick-fil-A is bland as fuck and I'll never understand why people love it so much. The chicken is always dry, the sauce selection sucks, and the lettuce & tomato are always warm & soggy. I just don't get it. Even by fast food standards, the quality is shit. I've been to multiple locations and they're all the same.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's too bad there's only one fried chicken restaurant in existence

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Simply do this for every product you buy, or go to the Bad Place.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    I feel like you can keep track of the ones actively doing genocide and famous for it when they're just one franchise instead of a megaconglomerate that makes everything under two hundred different labels.

    Go to Popeyes instead of getting in line with the rest of the WASPs, it's not a big ask.

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