"I literally couldn't have done anything!" Have those people actually thought about NOT GETTING IN THAT SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE
'They have a hero with a shield AND a Bastion? We might as well just forfeit now.'
'That McCree stun is such bullshit. It's like ten minutes long.'
'How'd they win? I was shooting them from less than 20 feet from the point. Well, okay, less than 50, but still...'
'We keep killing them all one at a time without advancing past the doorway. Why aren't we winning?'
'The hog hooked me over the edge for the fiftieth time today. How am I, a simple Brazilian DJ, supposed to avoid death in the face of such terrible game design?'