Well no shit. Everyone who has been paying the slightest attention knows that his crypto fund is nothing but a front for bribes and money laundering. His fortune has been going up by a billion dollars that we know of every month every since he took office. We've known this has been going on for months, how is that such a shock?

Sadly however, if we ever took back every billion dollar he stole ever since he got into office we wouldn't even get close to cover for the damage he has caused.