But haven't you heard!?! It's a REVOLUTION!
I will simply turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Are you even a real connected-appliance enthusiatst when you didn't even link the R180 connect PLUS https://revcook.com/products/r180-connect-plus-smart-toaster Which is $100 more and seems to be exactly the same, with the addition of 22 more useless "bread profiles"
I remember seeing this thing a while ago and scoffing, but actually reading it now, it's even more absurd. "Our most customizable toasting experience"... Ugh.