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If you want to see true audacity, do an image search for 'Altoona-style pizza.'
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3142/
WTF is "Chicago style thin crust?" Or have you mixed that city up with St. Louis?
If what you're looking for in a pizza is bread, sounds like you'd prefer Sicilian.