"let's put aside party differences and condemn Elon Musk" - your bar for "plans to save national security" is pretty low.

"achievement they could never really hope to achieve." What exactly is the achievement here? Sending an email? I've sent many emails.

"because I doubt anyone (else) would find bizarre flaws to pick at" it's almost as if it were a joke that was typed up in a few seconds ( which admittedly appears to have missed the mark). It's honestly boggling it's triggered so many people.

Tell me, if a waiter rocked up to your table with a bowl of soup you'd never cooked before and there was a small but obvious bit of human fecal matter on the rim of the bowl; would you just eat the soup on the basis that you'd never made that soup before, therefore you're not qualified to comment on the shit?