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Man riding in the back of a car with the caption:

end of night stats:
eye contacts made: 12
weather app opened: 6
"she can get it": 8
girls who got it: 0
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[–] 11 points 1 year ago*

My saturday night stats are

Asshole drunk guys i almost beat up: 1

People who i wanted to ask out and got basically friendzoned by: 1

Friends who dont know what the fuck just happened but at the same time stopped me from commiting a crime: 4

Also fun fact apparently the asshole guy has a record as a sexual predator, yay, i think im not going out for a few weeks after this expreince, kinda feel hollow after it. I want a time out from life rn

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