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Programmer Humor

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[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

"Computer, fix this code and don't make mistakes."

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[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Computer fix this code with just enough mistakes that I can charge them to fix it again, just don't make it obvious.

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