Don't use these shitty apps? Seems pretty straightforward.

Sometimes I'll follow a clear joke using some element of the discussion topic (e.g. "not un-slap" as a way to poke fun at the moronic euphemisms) with some serious talk about the real underlying problems but not always. This just wasn't one of those times.

My default goal is to add a little levity. The soapbox doesn't have to come out every time.