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My husband just insisted my daughter and I remember a code word in case I'm ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelganger and I'm not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter. Some families make sure they have a fire escape plan but not us
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Okay I'm high and that took a second to parse. Like I knew what you meant but grammatically tracing everything back, part of my brain kept saying "yes, children, these are the adults we prearranged to pick you up while we are at the kidnappers please go with them until we are back from dinner" which, like depending on your job could have a whole other kind of meaning

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