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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Their clothes are comprised entirely of microplastic floss.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

If you can see the plastics they're by definition not micro!

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

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[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.

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