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There Goes The Poop Knife Legacy (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it's not the 90s anymore 🙄

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[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don't recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 year ago

Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.

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[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There's been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.

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