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[–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine just lies to me.

And tells me to kill.

Leaks weird fluids. Looks and feels like blood, but smells like lavender honey, possessed of a taste like unexpectedly cutting yourself on broken glass as you escape parental discipline to meet a lover.

Hasn't screamed in a while, though. So that's nice. I guess if i keep it satisfied, i have to explain a lot less to my neighbors.

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