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Yeah third party thinker just use your brain duh (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by danhab99@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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"What's your go-to tool as a programmer these days?"

My brain, same as it always has been!

"What's your go-to tool as a programmer these days?" My brain, same as it always has been! 😄

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[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

microsoft: THERE STILL IS SOMETHING THAT JUST WORKS! WE NEED TO ADD AI SO YOUR KEYSTROKES WILL BE WRONGLY INTERPRETED!

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Not only wrongly, but really slow as well. That'll be $5.99 a month, please.

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[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

and with an internet connection required(good luck entering your wifi password without a keyboard)

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