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[–] 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

^^^Must have worked at least 13 jobs*^^^

Wow, I just have to say, fuck the formatting on this dumb site.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Of those 13 jobs, 1 must be food service, 1 must be customer service, 1 must be in a warehouse, 1 must be construction or utilities, 1 must be remote, 1 must be on-site, 1 must be hybrid, 1 must require a visa, none can overlap, and you must have at least 10 years experience in Cobol, Rust, C, CSS, HTML, brainfuck, web3, and blockchains. Must be 18-25 with a Masters Degree in Biology, Chemistry, or Linguistics.

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