It's just a shame that even the party that has adopted the donkey as its symbol doesn't represent the workers at all – they don't seem to have any major objections to a fascist dictatorship under the rule of a rapist, which has even been confirmed by the dysfunctional legal system that the donkeys believe in so fervently. But hey, the donkey has to be paid, after all—even if it hasn't worked at all for decades.