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[–] 46 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I used to leave my name, personal cell # and an apology at the top of any of my dynamic SQL queries. I know what its going to be like, man, I wrote that shit. I'm so sorry.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Bold move.. Hopefully you're not getting calls in 10 years when stuff breaks and you're at a different company

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    (Public sector, if this stuff goes down people don't get their heart meds so I don't overly mind the stale followup calls. Tho I'll be shocked if any of that code is still in use, most of it was being obsoleted even back when I still worked there)

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I wish I was working on your stuff back when I supported stinky 2008 T-SQL where everything was dynamic and sequential. I would have called you just for moral support

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Comon over to Tsql 2022! Nothing has changed, except the AI is writing the dynamic SQL now so you don't have to! It's going great!

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