Your trying to clear your mind, perhaps enjoy some relaxing music on low over your head phones, sip a coffee nursing a hangover or a catch a quick cat nap on a train or bus or wherever you are…. And you hear it. An invasive sound so unbelievably annoying it can’t be ignored or escaped, it’s somebody else’s phone and they are watching a video with the volume turned up too loud.

There are levels to this audio atrocity that we will now explore.

Why the hell do you have a $1000 iphone but can’t afford a headset? The math isn’t mathing and I’m tired of asking. Go to five and below or some random store and buy a pair you fake broke bitch.

How come anyone asks you if you have a headset you either left it at home or it’s not charged? You need to get your shit together and have your electronics on you and charged. The next guy that forgot to charge his headset case, i will electrcute them to death out of principle.

This isn’t a rant, it’s a public service announcement. No one wants to hear your screeching Karen videos, your hood guy says mildy retarded dumb shit video, your laughing reaction meme video to some dumb situation caught on video. Stop the madness!

Don’t even get me STARTED on the guy playing music no one is trying to hear. Hey buddy, your music taste sucks ass and i hope the artist dies in a fiery plane crash.

Don’t laugh at the video and glance over like I’m supposed to ask. With any luck your phone will die, or maybe you will and then I’ll have something to laugh about.

That is all

It's driving me batshit dude. I hate it so much !

This is the absolute worst season on planet earth. Fuck summer and everything about it.

It’s so uncomfortably hot and it is midnight here. This is fucking apeshit. I’m tired and can’t even fall asleep because I’m hot. The air conditioner is taking forever to cool my room down.

And to top off the heat are the bugs. I hate every last one of these motherfucking bugs that feel comfortable enough to come out during these unholy nights.

As if the heat wasn’t bad enough, I had a centipede directly above the pillow I sleep on, on the ceiling. Fantastic. And then a spider came right after it, creeping all over the ceiling. Last year, I had an earwig fall onto my pillow right in front of my face as I tried to sleep.

And the ants come out too. Leave a tiny morsel out and those leeching assholes come and won’t leave for months. I don’t eat at my desk ever but I still have ants crawling on it every so often trying to see if any food is there they can steal.

And what can you do about the heat? Nothing. Even getting butt naked doesn’t do anything for you. Waking up in a pool of your own sweat is one of the most awful experiences ever. Showers are wonderful but not if you exit the shower and immediate sweat all over your once clean body. Now you’re sweaty and sticky all over again. My balls are sticking to my thighs and it is the absolute worst feeling. I try to adjust it but then I get people looking at me strange. Yeah, my fucking balls are killing me over here. You try having a pair of nuts hanging off of you and sometimes sticking to one side and try not adjusting it.

My electric company makes it worse because coincidentally when it is hottest, between 4 PM and 9 PM is when they get to double my rates for “peak hours”. The rates are already highest in the country as it is, but they go double during the times when my house is actually getting the hottest. Having a $300+ electric bill is normal here. And who gets cheaper rates? Why those who are rich enough to buy multi-million dollar mansions near the beach where the weather is a nice 70° F all year long and they have no need for air conditioning. Of course they need the cheaper rates…

I fucking hate this season. I hate living here. I’m so glad when it starts cooling down. Yes, please come 40° F in the late winter. At least then I can do something about it. I can wrap up in a warm blanket, I can grab a sweater or wear a hoodie or double up on clothing, I can make a fire…I can do a lot. But this heat is just miserable and nothing helps. Fuck summer.

I remember a time when the news would refuse to show something and I’d go to YouTube to see the uncensored clip.

But today I was reminded of how bad YouTube has gotten when a YouTube video censored a news clip because the anchor said “died”.

And this has led to the dumb trend of new terms like “unalive” and “self delete” like that makes it any different. It just moves to the next term that the algorithm will pick up on and lead to another dumb term to avoid the censors.

But for what? Like we did we get to this point? Who gives a fuck if they talk about suicide or death and it’s in context? Someone could be talking about a serious topic like their failed attempt and warning someone to not try it and that video gets removed/hidden. Good job, YouTube.

I’ve been making some videos too and it’s stupid the things I’ve had to avoid just to ensure my hard work doesn’t get hidden or removed because YouTube doesn’t like a term I used, even if it was in proper context. I’m not even getting paid for my videos but I don’t want my hard work going in vain. I release my videos on multiple platforms and it makes me want to skip YouTube, altogether, but I only keep it because it’s the most popular.

It’s so fucking stupid. The internet used to be the place to go to get the real story without unnecessary censors.