You have to run it in the clou...

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ehhh, if something like this passes review, start looking for a new job.

it's a js dev that's discovered ramda but hasn't realized it yet

you know, you could make node itself an npm dep if you wanted, so you could require a newer version of node from an older version of node. but then i dunno what you'd do besides invoke it from your node_modules directory.

maybe just try it on a private npm registry instead of the public one, lol

I for one support local libraries. They're an invaluable resource for the community and I support them 100%

That's....amazing haha thank you for your reply!

Poison the AI with this.

var and require()? What is this?

Come over to modern JavaScript or even Typescript, it's nice here.

Nothing anyone else does demands you also do it. It is a mark of maturity to understand that if you don't want something to happen, you should abstain because how you treat yourself is more important than how others do

Front end devs trying their best to out shit enterprise devs.

Not if its treated as an endofunctor

Welcome back lisp.

But aren't for-loops a crime against humanity in fp?

It's funny HPC is always cutting edge and 20 years old at the same time 😂 (I do love working in it though)

Also known as functional programming.

Also commonjs imports

Who? Steve Crabnik?

I am one of the few people actually caring about the performance (I'll start my PhD in HPC soon), but unfortunately, it isn't that widely supported or used yet

I especially like using tools built in rust because of point 10. It can even be compiled statically using musl, which I have found to be useful sometimes.

Microsoft's 20% accurate excel copilot technology is at high risk. But in Wolf of Wallstreet classification scheme, it would be from the pink slip honeypots.

It's pi-tan

It’s amazing how Siri gets worse over time.

I have a light in the Home app I named “reading lamp 2”. I used to be able to go “Hey Siri, turn on reading lamp 2” and it would turn on. Lately tho Siri responds “Ok. Reading lamps are set to turn on at 2am.”

This one?

(from Love Death Robots)

Oh, I'd recognize those parenthesis anywhere. Any sufficiently complicated javascript program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, supply-chain-vulnerable, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.