So an unarmed guy says to two people, "I taking the cash and tying you up" and they just comply? Unless he was a huge burly guy, there are two of you, one bashes his head while he tries to tie up the other. Sure the money is replaceable, but being tied up means you can't defend yourself against what he could do next.

<3 heists yet live!

I believe the two minutes is the time he was in the office. He dropped his gear outside, spent two minutes inside securing them and grabbing the cash, then went back out to don his gear.

Is that an advertisement for scuba diving industry?

Sorry, he spray painted cameras, took off the scuba gear, tied up the employees and left all in under two minutes? That doesn't seem realistic.

Scuba Steve! Damn you!

I hope they made their getaway in a little blue car-boat like in the picture.

Huh, I thought I put it in the right spot. https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c9dxq3n2pdqo

I think you forgot to link to the article.

I also was amazed by the second realisation. Like you find a fucking niche sport, which even if you become the world-champion barely anyone will know and yet you still cheat? Why do you even...

I'm coming to realise that people will compete at anything. And cheat at anything.

The stones having to come from the island messes up my thoughts on this but you could have “natural” erosion of the rock in a circle if you made a synthetic riverbed that flowed water through very quickly, while dumping sand in. Like a weirder rock tumbler. Would also take a very long time to get appropriate rocks and I’m not sure how you keep them from going into spheres, but anyway.

The image showed buckets of stones. Part of the skill is in selecting the best one. Perhaps they should dump out a few hundred suitable stones and participants get one minute to pick 3.

Have each person bring say 5 stones. A judge tosses very low quality out. Remaining stones are randomly assigned. Perhaps problem solved.

Let the man bring his alligator dammit

🎶Hold me, like the river Jordan!🎵

"...Another (stolen) 17th century painting was seen in a photo background of a Facebook posting of one of the daughters..."

RandyMarsh.jpg. I'm sorry, I thought this was amurka?

Or... people don't want to say bad things about it to you directly because you're carrying a fucking alligator around.

Can we just send all the influencers to Australia for some kind of lethal outback survival challenge?

Meh, let them eat him. 1 less ya know.

Find them. Charge them. Convict them. Give them the maximum possible penalty, and then ban them from ever entering the country again.

Slug better be careful. Might get shot for ringing doorbells.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c87e7lz43y8o.amp

the last one i sent? i just checked and it's in english....