Ooh smart, I gotta revise my pooping technique!

Yes, but you should do it every time with a different cadence to really throw them off your trail.

I had to confirm this wasn’t the onion community.

It's on the websife I mean

This comment "Much ado about nothing. 

All Apple systems monitor your data input in real time to get better context of what you're doing. There's nothing sinister about it. 

It's not just Apple. Google Search does the same thing, every key you typed will bring up results relevant to your input for decades."

It does [sketchy stuff] because [reason mentioned on the text]. Nothing sinister about that! [Most sinister company] does it too!

It's time to join the Amish I think, minus the religion

That’s, like, a search box logger? Not a “key logger.” Seems like a title that could easily be more precise and still attract eyeballs.

Edit: oh, it’s OP editorializing.

Aw man the app store is where I put all my passwords and private journal entries

Just the app store that we know about? I wonder if google follows suit on android, and microsoft on anything they have similar on computers.

So I should type “pee poo piss poo” over and over every day, got it

That's really not so bad as a walled garden you paid a premium price to enter presenting you with sponsored apps when you do a search in the app store.