[–] 3 points 8 months ago

How to peel a tomato

Tools

  • Knife
  • Bikini
  • Pot for boiling water
  • Pot for cold water

Instructions

  1. Prepare a pot of boiling water and a bowl of cold water
  2. Put on your bikini (important)
  3. Carve four quadrants in the tomatoes skin
  4. Put on something to protect your bare skin (more bikini?)
  5. Drop the tomato in the boiling water
  6. After a few seconds, take the tomato out
  7. Drop the hot tomato in the cold water
  8. Strip off the clothes aside from the bikini (non-negotiable)
  9. Also strip the skin off the tomato
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Man, fuck these movies for being "you can watch in any order". Yeah, if you hate yourself. If you watch "To me" before "To you", you get a coherent, double star-crossed lover story where circumstance pulls people apart. It's good, poignant, and utterly devastating.

    If you watch "To you" before "to me" you get an incoherent sci-fi babble fest where the main characters seemingly can't commit to each other, only to find out its because of some stupid bullshit from a world they're not even a part of.

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