If youre the metro area, House of Falafel in Farmington Hills has some of the best in the country

I like mine with cucumber and tomato

would struggle with the complexity of Arabic numerals

This is an imaginary problem.

Lemmy is full of autists; we don't understand sarcasm.

That said, I feel like adding an /s ruins the point of being sarcastic, so I appreciate OP for not doing that.

Try just meat, picked veggies, garlic sauce and fries inside.

I'm down for that! Can we switch it up, maybe have falafel for breakfast, halloumi for lunch, etc.?

Universal Basic Shawarma now!

They were being sarcastic.

Today you learned

We demand one weekend day for each realm.

Competency. Resume said it has a nice smooth ball and socket.

X-ray says hella arthritis.

Lying piece of shit.

This is why we need more "jihadist" senators.

To be honest, a lot of Americans would struggle with the complexity of Arabic numerals, so they should probably teach something else.

If you get a shawarma and it's got lettuce in it, it's not shawarma, it's just a sandwich. Someone has lied to you.

I had no idea

About what?

Contrary to popular belief, hips do lie.

And the weekdays will be named after norse gods, damnit!

how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law?

Only the ones with honest articulatio coxae.

Quick, how many Arabic people believe in Shakira law? My son just left his litter box with his boxed hair dye and told me that his teacher wants everyone to convert to Islam by tomorrow.

Please help. Pray for our family.

I kind of hate both religions but I feel much less danger to myself living a block away from a mosque. guess I'll need some Qur'an's and a trebuchet.

next thing you know and they teach arabic numerals in schools, where does it end!?!?!

I used to work by this little grocery store that had an attached restaurant and they made such good shawarma wraps and had the pickliest pickled turnips or whatever they are and it haunts me

Laura Loomer was claiming our country has become "Conquered by Muslims and Communists" so yeah, they think if a single quran enters a church, it becomes a mosque

Do they think he can just go down to the senate floor and say sharia law and suddenly poof, it's happened?

Should we have shawarma 5 times a day?