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Two decades ago clients assumed I was a Java developer because of my name. Today there’s a Java tool named after me ☕ 🤣 in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Two decades ago clients assumed I was a Java developer because of my name. Today there’s a Java tool named after me ☕ 🤣 (github.com)
 

Speed, on the full configs: 3.6–5.7x faster on one thread, up to 38x on 16, and 37–400 MB of memory instead of 3–4 GB. A single file takes about 10 ms, which is the number I actually cared about, because that’s what makes it usable in a pre-commit hook.

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A fast Java linter in Rust that reproduces Checkstyle's findings exactly: reads your checkstyle.xml, runs Google's and Sun's bundled configs in full, many times faster. (github.com)
 

Speed, on the full configs: 3.6–5.7x faster on one thread, up to 38x on 16, and 37–400 MB of memory instead of 3–4 GB. A single file takes about 10 ms, which is the number I actually cared about, because that’s what makes it usable in a pre-commit hook.