Hell yeah.

This is a necessary step. Homework is largely ineffective at accomplishing any of the things it’s claimed to. It does not improve academic performance a majority of the time.

It does, however, condition children to expect to work more than 40 hours a week, so I expect it won’t go away without a fight.

Alternatively: we just discovered infinitely renewable energy. 😘

Normalize tucking in the homies and kissing them goodnight.

It’s like you’re in my head… while I’m washing more fucking dishes.

I would sooner stop using the internet entirely.

You were right though. Honesty juice working as intended.

That’s actually a Metroid Prime elevator.

Chicken crunchwraps are delicious.

My son was robbed of being named Big Bird.

I was in the same boat until I discovered the glory of Famous Grouse. It’s not bad, not great, $32 for a handle and hits about the same as black label. I’d still prefer a nice single malt, but times are tough.

I had almost exactly the same exact comment written out before I saw yours. Its original title was “The Landlord’s Game”.