I had these forced socializing events at a company I worked at. The CTO would get mad that I wouldn’t go during lunch aka unpaid time. They would have free unhealthy, low-quality food and couldn’t understand why I did want any. The husband did the right thing. Not going to them hurt my career at that job. Was seen as not a team player.

If that isn’t it I don’t know what the joke is. Maybe Americans are so stupid that they accidentally make the right choice?

I think the m is supposed to stand for miles. I guess the sign is in a desert between usa and canada

A proprietary network cable. Not crossover and not a patch. I guess the hardware manufacturer wanted you to buy their cables if you lost it.

It is to stop items from accidentally getting charged to the wrong person. It benefits both people. I never expect a thank you for doing it. If something gets charged to the wrong person, everyone gets screwed. You, the cashier, and this idiot. Now everyone has to wait for the cashier to void the transaction and call a manager over. Congratulations, you played yourself.

I feel like this is more likely saying they have finished doctoring and deleting all the relevant files.

He was in debt, cheating on his wife and had six kids. Clearly not making a lot of rational decisions. That being said, divorcing the wife would have cost him a ton of money. Especially if his wife didn’t know about the debt and his affair came out in the divorce proceedings.