@phocks how do I give you a middle finger over Mastodon?

@phocks I've just spent most of the afternoon revising a programme for our community association's (very religious*) Carols event up here in the Bunya Mountains. Using fucking Canva It was like preparing a seven course meal on a toy stove *Religious because the main organiser (and totally awesome person TBH) is Joh Bjelke Petersen's daughter