Yeah, I'm trying to pitch a new product to them for quick burst data recovery snapshots. I'm calling it backshots!
Or you could pay backblaze a few bucks a month to back up terabytes and not die with you data.
You never know, companies are always looking for new ways to fuck their employees.
Usually ERP means Enterprise Resource Planning but I think they meant EAP, Employee Assistance Program. EAPs are usually free short term counseling provided by your employer.
Not necessarily, lots of open source projects offer enterprise support contracts and in house staff could be retrained. Definitely going to be good for training, consulting, and MSPs though