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[–] 52 points 4 months ago (1 child)

I did get caught smoking weed.

My mom was not happy when I reminded her that she said she'd rather me smoke weed than cigarettes.

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    people think they're being smooth but if someone smokes weed you can always smell it, especially if you're living with them

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I see lots of non smokers say this, but I taught at an after-school music program for 13 years, walking through tight hallways with students and parents alike. I would even smoke on my 15 minute break. I was never once questioned or pulled aside or anything. I highly doubt that every parent of every student I ever taught didn't care. You're just smelling careless people. Plenty of people are around you high all the time and you have no idea.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I smell weed in the elevator of our non-smoking apartment building regularly, because someone has walked outside, smoked, and returned to their apartment at some time before I had to leave. I usually know before the elevator even reaches my floor. And you can't smoke at our entrance either, I've seen them walking back from a nearby park.

    I've smelled weed on my own clothes and hair days after visiting people who smoke, when I never have. It's strong enough I've had friends comment I smell like weed in this scenario. These days whenever we visit them we immediately shower and do laundry as soon as we get home.

    People were polite or slow to assume the weed smell came from the teacher. I know I would be. I ignore the smell of weed and regular smoking all the time. There's no amount of sneakiness sufficient to stop it clinging to your clothes and hair.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Goodnight handshakes are totally normal.

    (show them this comment, if they don't believe you)

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    [–] 22 points 4 months ago

    They don't?!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Lol my friend got busted for drinking when he was 15 because he shook his dad's hand.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Sober people give goodnight chest bumps. Everyone knows that

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