30s*

"What's in your briefcase...?"

"It's empty, I just saw people with them on TV and assumed."

Stolen meme, the original was shin chan

Everyone knows you're not a real adult. They're all looking at you behind your back wondering who said you could be there. They all stop their real-adult conversations when you walk in the room. They spit in your coffee. They put real spit in your fucking coffee. They

Literally me, 20, working at a bank and teaching the intern, 21, how to code in rust.

I think you a word.

Where Shin-chan?