Got this from the two Ronnies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_6mKhZIec

spoonerisms examples include saying "blushing crow" instead of "crushing blow", or "runny babbit" instead of "bunny rabbit".

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[–] 12 points 5 months ago

Cunning stunts.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    One of my pets frequently gets called cooking fat.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    The difference between a woman in a confessional and a woman in her bathtub? One has hope in her soul.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    I just realized alliteration is spoonerism-proof!

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Cat funt

    Seems there's a bit of a running theme so far

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    waked banker
    woozy banker
    banking witch
    fussy pucker

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Cunning runt

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Cucking funt.

    So close.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Not really an insult, but I've heard the phrase "how the turns have tabled" as a version of "how the tables have turned".

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