Probably Deez

We’re not doing “phrasing” anymore?

Username checks out.

Cashew

Closest in flavor to peanut butter but no risk of accidentally committing "kiss of death" on my SO

Only problem is that it's sometimes hard to find

I showed the manager my nuts, they said it was impossible. So I put ‘em back on the bolts and left. Screw those guys.

Tie between pistachio and hazelnut.

I already make my own.

I've tried making peanut, sunflower seed, and pistachio butter before. Ironically, the peanut butter was my least favourite. The pistachio butter was nice, but I'd rather just eat the pistachios. So the winner is the sunflower seed butter.

I mean pecan is objectively the best.

The customer is always right...

Still going to go with peanut. Classic crunchy wins as long as it is made with peanuts, peanut oil, and salt.

Is your butter nuttered?

Would you like us to assign someone to nutter your butt?

Does Nutella count?

Hmmm