Like a country song written after too many drinks, "My dog shot my wife and my truck left me."

he found out she's the one who shot his paw

$2.94/gallon for unleaded gas? That must be an archive photo.

Guns don't kill people! People dogs with guns kill people!

(The problem might be guns lol)

Really he's more bark th--

"and I'd do it again, too!" - dog

What a bitch...

I'll see myself out.

America!

It is illegal in Nebraska to drive with a loaded shotgun in your vehicle.

Literally 1984

So im not the only one who thinks the gaz prices at that station are the banger.

Negligent firearm owner improperly and illegally stores firearm, leading to lethal unintentional discharge

FTFY

striking a female passerby.

Thank the Christian god it wasn’t a male passerby. There might have been a lawsuit! That respectable gun owner might have lost his freedom stick.