How dare you imply that a Southern gentleman like Lindsey Graham would be interested in such an act. He'd have to retreat to his fainting couch at the very thought. Is 69ing even legal in the South? My stars!

Check his grindr profile

I thought he had a boyfriend already

Nah, 69 implies reciprocity.

89 or 09 would probably be more accurate.

He'd definitely do that.

Trump would have to get used to all those ladybugs....

This got a legitimate belly laugh out of me. Well done, whoever made this!

86 47

69 presumes something resembling equality, while this bubble-wand bitch is on his knees every time.

Trump might have to step away from his threesome with Netanyahu and Putin though.

He looks too much like Joe Sixpack in this pic.