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You owe a bitch what?

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    "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!"

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago

    I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!

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    I am my father's son, cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING

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  • I kinda like this version of the midwest though.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein...

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    Country girl make do

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    All I know

    All I owe

    I owe I-o-way

    https://youtu.be/UdcPF9-fPws

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago

    Tow a bitch

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