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[–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I deadass would sign up, I'm broke as hell might as well risk being erased from reality in a single glance by some weird extradinensional rubber ducky if it means I can pay off these damn student loans

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Don't forget on the job perks (Access may vary depending on site assignment):

    • The magic vending machine
    • The gender change machine
    • Height changing machine
    • Cute petable eyeballs
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