"Hey mom and dad, I need permission to be DP'd"
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why is everybody so horny on this community? 💀
Be grateful for it, the horny is holding back the corn is holding back the politics
Not just horny but plain weird. They always have some bottom 3% fetishes and think they have to put that on blast. Like sure tell your parents you going to be Eiffeltowered I don't know if that gets them off or you but it's just such a weird thing to do
Hey man, I'm just here for stuff like this (below). I don't know why this is happening, this sacred place shouldn't be for hornyposting.

What? No. You don't understand. I'm rock hard and ready for those Chicken Wonton Tacos.
If you take a look at the username, it is usually just OP 90% of the time.
Is Mariah allowed out when it isn't Christmas season?
Is this about you getting dp'd? I feel like it is weird that you're involving your parents, but you do you.
It sounds like your folks know you're gonna get dp'd.
Is giving head a kind of antidepressant?
Dude or BPD. I cannot decide. This is the strangest puzzle
But like... Why does it matter? Why does violet provoke so many people to "investigate" her gender and sexual orientation while others get to hornypost freely?
I've known a few girls like this IRL; one may have stalked me for a while. I'm not going to bother going through post history or doing a real style analysis but if real I find these people's mind's fascinating. The parents especially so, there's a non zero chance I'd have met them years ago. If not I knew a bunch of ewhores as a teenager and this is still funny to me.
Most people are here for the horny. I'm casually studying a tragedy or a comedy.
Oh also 08 implies just turned 18 which is super sus for an account this horny that doesn't link to OF.
Why would that be sus? I was horniest (partly because I didn't have a filter) at around my early teens. Let's say 13. With age it only got down to the point that I am not that embarrassed about my 18th year old self.
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