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[–] 55 points 6 months ago (1 child)

"Hey mom and dad, I need permission to be DP'd"

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    why is everybody so horny on this community? 💀

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  • [–] 40 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Be grateful for it, the horny is holding back the corn is holding back the politics

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    Not just horny but plain weird. They always have some bottom 3% fetishes and think they have to put that on blast. Like sure tell your parents you going to be Eiffeltowered I don't know if that gets them off or you but it's just such a weird thing to do

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Hey man, I'm just here for stuff like this (below). I don't know why this is happening, this sacred place shouldn't be for hornyposting.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Is Mariah allowed out when it isn't Christmas season?

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Is this about you getting dp'd? I feel like it is weird that you're involving your parents, but you do you.

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  • [–] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    It sounds like your folks know you're gonna get dp'd.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Is giving head a kind of antidepressant?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    I wish the doublest p for thee

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Dude or BPD. I cannot decide. This is the strangest puzzle

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    But like... Why does it matter? Why does violet provoke so many people to "investigate" her gender and sexual orientation while others get to hornypost freely?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    I've known a few girls like this IRL; one may have stalked me for a while. I'm not going to bother going through post history or doing a real style analysis but if real I find these people's mind's fascinating. The parents especially so, there's a non zero chance I'd have met them years ago. If not I knew a bunch of ewhores as a teenager and this is still funny to me.

    Most people are here for the horny. I'm casually studying a tragedy or a comedy.

    Oh also 08 implies just turned 18 which is super sus for an account this horny that doesn't link to OF.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago