My parents got my kids a toy vacuum. My daughter was running around with it yelling "suck me off daddy!"

🫠

he would probably love a weighted blanket tbh

...he lays on the floor right in front of me while I’m walking...

Have you checked to see whether your child is actually a cat?

From what I've seen this is the 3rd time you've posted about this topic of tickling kids laying on the floor with your foot. What's the deal?

Mine did the same thing. Kids are weird. 🤣