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[–] 46 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Bird is into fitness.

Fitness this whole animal in his mouth.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Drop this:

    • Fitness whole animal in his mouth.

    Bonus points for saying thang

    *Fitness whole thang in yo mouth.

    That way it sounds like the whole thing is spoken in the accent fitness was in.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    The video of the upper right pic is a favorite of mine. Capybara don't give a fuck 😄🥰

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Bro forgot he wasn't T-rex no more.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I am pelican

    I will see if you are food

    By chomping your butt

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 13 points 7 months ago

    pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Birds also generally eat a significant amount.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Bird is hungry, yo!

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Is this about the dress? 😸

    Like, White Pelican, not white pelican... I ask because it doesn't have the dark wing feathers, and I've never seen that. After searching, it might be a Great White Pelican not an American White Pelican.

    ... Though it's definitle great, even if it's not Great.

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