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[–] Lilac@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I'm 18 and people often assume I'm older 😭

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You think THAT'S bad? When I was 20-something, a hair dresser asked if I was my younger brother's dad. I'm 3 years older than him!

That was about two decades ago 😄

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Meanwhile I'm 45 and still get carded for alcohol. Bitch, I've been drinking longer than you've been alive just gimme my vodka.

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

My daughter is like this and hates it so much. People think she is in High School still and she is in her 20s.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

My daughter is like this (though only

You ok? Did a sniper get you halfway through the comment?

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

I sniped myself, but apparrently half posted instead of cancelling.

So I edited it into the full comment anyway.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Tell her that she'll start to appreciate it in her 40s to 50s when the kids don't believe that she's that old.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 2 points 7 months ago

Bitch, I've been drinking longer than you've been alive just gimme my vodka.

That's how the Gettysburg Address first draft started. A less literal-minded stenographer was found in time, though.

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[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago*

When I was 18, I asked a group of maybe five people and they thought I was 27. That was many years ago.