I do have to wonder at a national news station that reported on cancer deaths with the frequency and drama of homicides.
Big flashing lights over a "BREAKING: MELANOMA VICTIM REPORT", with a guy and his camera crew camped outside a hospice ward interviewing anyone who will tolerate a mic in their face.
Cut back to studio, "Well Tracy, I guess I'm getting that mole removed. And now on to sports!"
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