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[–] 101 points 8 months ago (6 children)

If you've got your cute lil kid in that cart then the meme holds up

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  • [–] 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Best in can do is a large bag of shredded cheese. That work?

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    After overshooting and dinging the meat cooler, popping my 3 year old out of the cart and me squatting down to have a heart-to-heart:

    "Look, buddy, I'm not blaming you. You're still learning. We learn every day.

    But the navigator is a crucial role here. I need you to to call out the distance and sharpness of the turns so that I as the driver can execute the maneuvers"

    Him, nodding in agreement "Executing the maneuvers"

    "That's right buddy. We'll work on it. What's next on the list?"

    "Beers for the boys"

    "That's right, buddy."

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  • [–] 71 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    That feeling when you luck out on a shopping cart with 4 fully-functioning wheels.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I don't understand why so many American shopping carts have back wheels that don't turn. It's weird. All four wheels turn on Australian shopping carts (or "trolleys" as we call them) so you have full 360 degree motion.

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    Yes! All the wheels turn! It's nice.

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    [–] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Thank goodness I'm not the only weirdo that does this.

    I was laughed at just recently for this.

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    [–] 26 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Getting that 50/50 weight distribution and going sideways around corners is so satisfying. Sometimes I bring my headphones and listen to eurobeat while timing myself.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit

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    [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    I hope you step on the rear wheels in order to steer when you're coasting along

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    I know this is a joke, but if You do this with a toddler in the cart, then it becomes all too real

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